"Cap'n … We're three gidgets away from Charlie and he's muscling upside our flanks somethin' fierce!"
"After you have added the two, well-beaten eggs. You need to add just a gidget of brandy to bring out the full bouquet of the meal …"
"All kidding aside, Marv. I high-tailed into the fourth turn as high on the wall as I could safely get, but someone with a grudge popped his gidget and drove me into the wall! Can you believe that? !!!"
"Honest Officer … I was just driving along, minding my own business, when this naked guy holding a Bazooka jumped into my car before I knew what was going on and demanded to be driven to the League of Nations in San-Fran-Cisco? And then, to top it all off … He starts whacking his gidget and singing in an operatic voice, the theme to Moulin Rouge … The Percy Faith version, not the Nicole Kidman version …
Whenever we kiss
I worry and wonder
Your lips may be near
But where is your heart?
It's always like this
I worry and wonder
You're close to me here
But where is your heart?
It's a sad thing to realize
That you've a heart that never melts
When we kiss, do you close your eyes
Pretending that I'm someone else?
You must break the spell
This cloud that I'm under
So please won't you tell
Darling, where is your heart?
I like the song the way Percy does it, but that Bazooka nudist got my gidgets all knotted up the way he sang it! Can you blame me for driving through the Police Station wall? You would have caught him iffin he hadn't managed to call a pink elephant over to help him escape."
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